“When you get to hell, tell smallpox we say hello.”
Tag: Comedy
I get this in my mailbox earlier… Really cracked me up. I got some amazing friends in my life. Thanks for the smile Sa 😀
Via Muddy, thanks! Police work must have a modicum of entertainment as well as being dangerous. Recently in Victoria, a female police officer arrested Patrick LAWRENCE, a 22 year old male, who was caught fornicating with a pumpkin in the middle of the night. The next day, at the Horsham Court (Victoria, Australia), LAWRENCE was charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency and public intoxication. LAWRENCE explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session, he decided to stop. “You know…