Tag: Comedy
Take the source with a pinch of salt, but funny none the less! My fav: This man hasn’t got enough grey matter to sole the flip-flop of a one legged budgie. 1 His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity. 2. I would not breed from this Officer. 3. This man is depriving a village somewhere of its idiot. 4. This officer can be likened to a small puppy – he runs around excitedly, leaving little messes for other people to clean up. 5. This Officer is…
For a laugh I decided to read some of my latest spam messages. So I popped into my spam folder and got a real chuckle out of all the money people want to give me and all the women who want to meet me. I take this as definitive proof of what a popular guy I am 😉
Now if this is in fact true I cannot say, but I can picture the scene so vividly I’m still laughing…and I know of stranger tales that are true…this is Africa after all! Thanks to Michele for sharing. -B  A “factual” account by Wilbur Smith The plight of the Black Rhinoceros is, of course, due mostly to the value of its horn and the ferocious poaching that this engenders. However, a contributory factor to the declining rhino population is the animal’s disorganized mating habits. It seems that the female rhino…
Bit of a funny I had save for future reference and share. Enjoy (via Michele, thanks!) Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late one night, a drunk Maori led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall. ‘What’s that big brass gong for?’ one of the friends asked. ‘Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking Australian clock,’ he drunkenly replied. ”A talking Australian clock – seriously?’ ‘Yup.’ ‘Hmmm (hic).’ ‘How’s it work?’ the second friend asked,…
In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up ‘revocation’ in the Oxford English Dictionary.) Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas, which she does not fancy). Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron , will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate…
Some light hearted advice! Ignore it at your peril. (Thanks Muddy for passing on these useful tips!) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be…
Clip of a chimp in less than desirable circumstances “taking matters into it’s own hands”. Sad and hilariously funny at the same time. +1 for chimp. (Via Ross, thanks!)
An excerpt from a instant message conversation I was having with a friend earlier, she made a typo making for a brilliant comedy moment! [14:55:14] XXX: oooh cake [14:55:14] XXX: i just ate a sushi platter 1 litle of orange juice and a pack of biltong [14:55:15] XXX: I think I’m going to popo [14:55:21] XXX: pop [14:55:34] Brendan P: hahaha, that just came out all wrong 😉