Tag: Comedy
So my friend Muddy shared this with me over lunch today. I had a good chuckle and had to share! A women was looking for a new parrot. She walks into the parrot shop (as you do) and started browsing what was on offer. She comes across a stunning bird for a ridiculously low price. She enquires from the shop keeper why this was? He says that the bird had a “history”, that it had previously lived in a brothel! The women had no scruples with this so decided to…
Was hit bit a tinge of nostalgia watching these, but mostly bouts of hysterical laughter 🙂 These guys used to farm in our area before becoming the famous “Boet and Swaar”.
Have just been listening to some Offspring and one of my favs is “spare me the details”. Lyrics below and youtube if you want to listen. Funny stuff man 🙂
If you ever lived on a farm in South Africa, then this will crack you up. How many variations of similar things I’ve heard I cannot tell you, but loads 😉 Boss: “Bongani, do you believe in Life after Death?” Bongani: “Ack-tually, no, Sir!” Boss: “Why not?” Bongani: “Well, basickully, dêr is no proof that it ack-tually exists, Boss.” Boss: “Well, there is proof now.” Bongani: “Hai-bo! Seri-aaass?” Boss: “Yes absolutely. After you left early yesterday to go to your brother’s funeral, he came here looking for you.” Bongani: “Eeisssshhhh….”
Frank has always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson. One day he has finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer. After he picks out the perfect bike, the dealer tells him about an old biker trick that will keep the chrome on his new bike free from rust.
The dealer tells him that all he has to do is to keep a jar of Vaseline handy and put it on the chrome before it rains, and everything will be fine. He happily pays for the bike and leaves.
You call a bathing suit a “swimming costume”.
You call a traffic light a “robot”.
You call an elevator a “lift”
You call a hood a “bonnet”
You call a trunk a “boot”
You call a pickup truck a “bakkie”
You call a barbecue a “braai”
The employees dance in front of the building to show how unhappy they are.
No offence intended ladies. But the title says it all. Click here to watch: Football fillies. Had to share, that made laugh.
Some words of wisdom collected. These are meant to make you smile, not change your life 🙂 Whoever coined the phrase “Quiet as a mouse” has never stepped on one. Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were. I should’ve known it wasn’t going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I’m a Libra and she’s a bitch. A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. –…