Words of wisdom, part I

Some words of wisdom collected. These are meant to make you smile, not change your life 🙂

• Whoever coined the phrase “Quiet as a mouse” has never stepped on one.
• Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.
• I should’ve known it wasn’t going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I’m a Libra and she’s a bitch.
• A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. – H. Albright
• A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.
• A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
• Nostalgia… it’s not what it used to be…