The Australian talking clock

Bit of a funny I had save for future reference and share. Enjoy (via Michele, thanks!)

Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late one night, a drunk Maori led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall.

‘What’s that big brass gong for?’ one of the friends asked.

‘Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking Australian clock,’ he drunkenly replied.

”A talking Australian clock – seriously?’

‘Yup.’ ‘Hmmm (hic).’

‘How’s it work?’ the second friend asked, squinting at it.

‘Just watch.’ he said.

He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering bash and stepped back.

His three mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded silence.

Suddenly, a Australian voice from the other side of the wall screamed, ‘For f*#k’s sake, you stupid pr#ck . It’s ten past three in the f*#king morning !!!’

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