Life After Death

If you ever lived on a farm in South Africa, then this will crack you up. How many variations of similar things I’ve heard I cannot tell you, but loads 😉

Boss: “Bongani, do you believe in Life after Death?”

Bongani: “Ack-tually, no, Sir!”

Boss: “Why not?”

Bongani: “Well, basickully, dêr is no proof that it ack-tually exists, Boss.”

Boss: “Well, there is proof now.”

Bongani: “Hai-bo! Seri-aaass?”

Boss: “Yes absolutely. After you left early yesterday to go to your brother’s funeral, he came here looking for you.”

Bongani: “Eeisssshhhh….”