So my friend Muddy shared this with me over lunch today. I had a good chuckle and had to share!
A women was looking for a new parrot. She walks into the parrot shop (as you do) and started browsing what was on offer. She comes across a stunning bird for a ridiculously low price. She enquires from the shop keeper why this was? He says that the bird had a “history”, that it had previously lived in a brothel!
The women had no scruples with this so decided to grab a bargain! She duly took the bird home and placed him is new place of honour in the lounge. The parrot says, “Oh, I do like the new premises!”
Later that afternoon, two of the women’s friends come by and the parrot says, “New girls, not bad looking neither!”
Much later that night, the woman’s husband returns from work, as he walks in the parrot says, “Hello again Keith”….
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